In the beginning God created day and night.
He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's.
He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's.
And God saw that it was good.
Then evening came and morning came and it was the Second day.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach.
And God saw that it was good.
Then evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God caused the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs.
And God saw that it was good.
Then evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's.
And God saw that it was good.
Then evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's.

And God saw that it was good.
Then evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the BBQ with.

So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes.
And God saw that it was good.
Then evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.

Well, almost good.
He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ.
And God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that ...
It was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!




Vince

Bloody Awesome!

I myself wouldnt want to get on the bad side of a Sheila myself

Dimitri

Good on you Vince...I knew you could do it...