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Wedding Night
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:29 pm    Post subject: Wedding Night Reply with quote

Parental Advisory

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. Scratch Scratch Scratch

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two. Idea

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course. Idea

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
would be memorable. Idea Very Happy Cool Cool

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:

"Dear Friends,

We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.
The electric shock was only a minor setback.
But I swear, I'm going to kill the bastard who put local anesthetic in the condom !!!" Hug Scratch Shocked burr Censored

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:37 am    Post subject: Re: Wedding Night Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Oh that's mean. Just plain mean.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: Wedding Night Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Wedding Night Reply with quote

Very Happy

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