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VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:15 pm    Post subject: VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE Reply with quote

VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ---- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ----------- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ------------- Wells-Far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV -Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:33 pm    Post subject: Re: VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE Reply with quote

Grrr..
LOL

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:43 pm    Post subject: Re: VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE Reply with quote

Thanks for sharing your family "Vince Van Gogh"


I'm beginning to understand why he painted an arrow in his a.h...
he was picturing you telling a joke.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:51 pm    Post subject: Re: VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE Reply with quote

sounds like a Samoan fella
the one that wont work Tolongaloafa
the sick one Lieonasofa
the constipated one Faartoofullafeaces
the one with the trots Faartoolooseafeaces
the drunk one Lentovatoofar


so if any one around me starts talking in a foreign lingo I string that lot all together like so toolongaloafa he layonnasofa hefelloffadasofa causehelentovatoofarrrr hebefarrrtoofullafeaces thenhegottafaaartooloosafaeces
get an odd look or three

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