"Living Will"

1895ss · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject: "Living Will"

Now, here is an idea.....
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I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______ a Bloody Mary,
______ a Margarita
______ a Scotch and soda
______ a Martini
______ a Vodka and Tonic
______ a Steak
______ Lobster or crab legs
______ The remote control,
______ Chocolate
______ Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Dimitri

Bushmaster · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: Re: "Living Will"

Amen Brother...

515034s10ring · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:24 am Post subject: Re: "Living Will"

Come on now......All that in one is only in heaven anyway Deal