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CapJones Rookie Member
Joined: Nov 16, 2017 Posts: 17 Location: Tampa, Florida
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:32 am Post subject: The Right Number |
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A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant..
Amidst their chatting, one of them approaches the receptionist:
"Table for 8, please"
"Are you sure, Mister?" she replied. "I can see there are actually 9 of you here"
"What? No, you're mistaken. We're 8 people, look"
He turns around, and begins doing a head count:
"0, 1, 2, 3..."
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:15 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:57 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number |
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Careful Vince...He's after your crown.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:52 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number |
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very good.....
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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chambered221 Super Member
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number |
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_________________ "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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gelandangan Super Member
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