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Screwed Up
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CapJones
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:18 am    Post subject: Screwed Up Reply with quote

I was having intimate relations with a married woman.

A car pulled into the garage, and the woman said, "Oh no it's my husband! Quick, use the back door!"

Thinking back, I should have run, but you don't get offers like that every day.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:07 am    Post subject: Re: Screwed Up Reply with quote

Easy there Captain...This is an all age site. Not to mention the ladies on here.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Screwed Up Reply with quote

Yep...that one is close to the edge Cap. Funny, but a tad too close mate.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Screwed Up Reply with quote

its a hard road getting the balance right old chap....... agree with Vince,funny as heck but sailing close to the line.
I will PM ones like this to another member and judge reation before posting,that way we still get to share some real gems without risking offending /corrupting other users.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Screwed Up Reply with quote

Agreed, this is too close..
Actually my finger is hovering at the delete button.

Funny tho.

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