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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:25 pm    Post subject: Adoption Reply with quote

A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.

So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.

"We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects, along with Mandarin and ICT skills."

There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing.

"Our full-time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet" they reply.

So the social workers are finally satisfied and ask what age of child they were looking for.

"It doesn't really matter," they say, "As long as he fits in the cannon!"

Surprised Shocked Shocked wtf wtf

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

NOW... don't go judging alternative lifestyles. Very Happy Ignore

Is that considered an education in the proper handling of firearms? Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:21 am    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

that counts out many of todays youth...to many sweets and not enough sports.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

Paul...I think that it may be an education in reloading.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
that counts out many of todays youth...to many sweets and not enough sports.

Oh I dunno: You'd get good obturation squeezing them up the tube. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:25 am    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:53 am    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
Elvis wrote:
that counts out many of todays youth...to many sweets and not enough sports.

Oh I dunno: You'd get good obturation squeezing them up the tube. Very Happy

A breech loading circus cannon?
Geez you kiwis are on the bleeding edge of entertainment technology.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:43 am    Post subject: Re: Adoption Reply with quote

Yep, Vince has been on a roll here lately.

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