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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:37 am    Post subject: Listen Reply with quote

I do now

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

I dont any more.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

yeah well...I try to listen.... sometimes it works other times all the waffle gets in the way and the autotune kicks in and muffles it all.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

I listen every time but I often just get the general idea that she needs a congratulation, a sympathy hug, a general "OK, that sounds possible" or a spanking. Over the years I have found that a spanking always works because she either giggles, pouts or wants more. The spanking is not normally associated with punishment so it's like giving a man a roast beef sandwich - he may have thought he wanted sex but the sandwich is good... There is always room and time for dessert later! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
I listen every time but I often just get the general idea that she needs a congratulation, a sympathy hug, a general "OK, that sounds possible" or a spanking. Over the years I have found that a spanking always works because she either giggles, pouts or wants more. The spanking is not normally associated with punishment so it's like giving a man a roast beef sandwich - he may have thought he wanted sex but the sandwich is good... There is always room and time for dessert later! Wink
ROFL ROFL Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:14 am    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Yep , learned a long time ago Scratch , keep your mouth shut and let her have the last word Poke ,
,,,,,,,,, but then again a little fuss Poke every now and again never hurt , boy ,it was fun making up Hug Cheers LadysMan Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:57 am    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Truth.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:05 am    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Kinky Paul, kinky...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
I dont any more.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Kinky Paul, kinky...

What can I say? As long as we both like it and it works for us then it's all good.
Kink is good... (among consenting ADULTS) Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

More power to ya...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:18 am    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

I've been married to the same woman for 39 years with the usual ups and downs. I guess I'll keep her though. Doubt that I could find another one that would put up with me. Besides, she's a real good cook.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I've been married to the same woman for 39 years with the usual ups and downs. I guess I'll keep her though. Doubt that I could find another one that would put up with me. Besides, she's a real good cook.

She’s a champion lady mate...and as for being a real good cook...that doesn’t even come close to describing her culinary skills mate.

And I agree...she’s a definite keeper mate.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Yep! Keep the one you love and enjoy the good times.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

The problem is... Do you do what they SAY or do you do what they MEAN???

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