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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:16 pm    Post subject: Checkup Reply with quote

I was right

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

My ex would have asked for a second opinion... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

I would have to get him to add my finger wasnt either....forever being acused of standing around with...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
I would have to get him to add my finger wasnt either....forever being acused of standing around with...
ROFL ROFL ROFL Haha Haha Haha

YUP

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:05 am    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
I would have to get him to add my finger wasnt either....forever being acused of standing around with...

...thumb in bum, mind in neutral mate? Me too.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

Nobody that knows me has any question about what is up my waste disposal unit.
I am a fiscal conservative and a social liberal. What that means is that I am a solid constitutionalist that believes the government has no authority to tell me - or anyone else what I can do as long as I observe the law and the personal rights of others. On the other hand I want the government limited by the powers EXPRESSLY given to them in the constitution and not to try to expand those powers on a whim.

If anything my head is in the stratosphere where the thin air keeps me optimistic.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

I woke up during one of these procedures
Laying on my side I could just see two heads near my rear end
They were quietly chatting
And could feel something very well lubricated moving around down there
In front there was a TV and I asked "is that inside me"
I then woke up in recovery

It wasn't an unpleasant experience
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

Check this out. There is language, so act accordingly.

Billy Connolly and funny.

vimeo.com/24340828

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Tears down my leg

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
I woke up during one of these procedures
Laying on my side I could just see two heads near my rear end
They were quietly chatting
And could feel something very well lubricated moving around down there
In front there was a TV and I asked "is that inside me"
I then woke up in recovery

It wasn't an unpleasant experience

Chicken - I've had both mine done without anaesthetic - that way I get to break the 48 hour fast with something more than a cup of weak tea & a slice of dry toast. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

And then they won't let you go home until you fart. Only time I've ever been asked to fart.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

Then you need to watch Jeff Foxworthy's rendition.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp9oi1LVXw

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

ROFL Haha ROFL ROFL Haha Haha ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:08 am    Post subject: Re: Checkup Reply with quote

There are some perverse and evil people on this forum.......

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