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I want to Meet Muhammad
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: I want to Meet Muhammad Reply with quote
A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven.


St. Peter says, "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven." The Muslim says
"Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad.


" St. Peter says " Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad."


The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is
Moses. Moses says, "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven."


The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, it's such an honour to meet you. But like I told St.
Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad."


Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad.


The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but
bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are you?"


The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you.,welcome to Heaven". God
walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak.


He says to God , "Sir, it is such an honour to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great.

But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad."


God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable.
Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"


God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. 2 coffees!!!"

ROFL

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:51 pm    Post subject: Re: I want to Meet Muhammad Reply with quote
Now that'll get you into trouble...L O L ROFL Shooting Hiding

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:49 pm    Post subject: Re: I want to Meet Muhammad Reply with quote
Just don't tell em where I live mate....ha ha ha

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:00 am    Post subject: Re: I want to Meet Muhammad Reply with quote
Haha Vince lives right over there........... !!!!!! Point

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: I want to Meet Muhammad Reply with quote
1895ss wrote:
:haha: Vince lives right over there........... !!!!!! Point

ROFL ROFL ROFL


wtf wtf wtf

Hm, any truth to the rumour that your parents may not be married old mate???? Very Happy Mad Very Happy Mad Very Happy Mad Very Happy Evil or Very Mad

That's done it.......I'm cammin' up and goin' into hidin' !!! Hiding Sniper

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:41 pm    Post subject: Re: I want to Meet Muhammad Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
:wtf: wtf wtf Hm, any truth to the rumour that your parents may not be married old mate???? Very Happy Mad Very Happy Mad Very Happy Mad Very Happy Evil or Very Mad Vince

Haha As far as I know they were, but they are both gone so I can't ask them........... Very Happy

So there, so I don't think I am what you called me, in a round about way. Shocked ................ Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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