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A Conversation on a Airplane.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: A Conversation on a Airplane. Reply with quote

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know poop???

Very Happy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:27 pm    Post subject: Re: A Conversation on a Airplane. Reply with quote

Haha Haha that just about says it! Dave

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: A Conversation on a Airplane. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy great one Dimitri

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:28 am    Post subject: Re: A Conversation on a Airplane. Reply with quote

OUCH...bet that shut him up. Good one "Meatree.

Haha :haha: Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:40 am    Post subject: Re: A Conversation on a Airplane. Reply with quote

and once again the power of a female prevails.
applauding to the finese of the joke.
laughing

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