Recently, the Toronto Police Services board ran an e-mail forum;
a question and answer exchange with the topic being "Community
Policing."
One of the civilian email participants posed the following
question: "I would like to know how it is possible for police
officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"
From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt Berezowski a
cop with a sense of humor (or reality) replied:
"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Toronto we
average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops
are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where
we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non harassing
departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day
innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60%
patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the
rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for
harassing about 5,000 residents.
When you toss in the commercial, business, and tourist locations
that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a
situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or
more people a day.
Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This
gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-
fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to
harass. This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not
up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.
What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those
people which we can realistically harass. The tools available to us
are as follows:
PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to
focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating
his wife" is a code phrase we often use. This means we'll come out
and give some special harassment. Another popular one is, "There's
a guy breaking into a house" or "So and so has a grow op." The
harassment team is then put into action.
CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive.
They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no
insurance or no drivers licence and the like. It's lots of fun when
you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running
a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on
when you find they have drugs in the car, are drunk, or have a
warrant.
RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police
officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like
a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can
harass them for hours.
STATUTES: When we don't have PHONE or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to
harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor
Vehicle, Liquor Act, etc... They all spell out all sorts of things
for which you can really mess with people. After you read the
statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find
someone violating one of these listed offences and harass them.
Just last week I saw a guy smash a car window. Well, there's
this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got
permission to harass this guy. It is a really cool system that we
have set up, and it works pretty well.
I seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get
away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab,
we keep the streets safe for them. Next time you are in my town,
give me a single finger wave. That's another code word.
All my dealings with cops have been top notch before but I find this joke too funny!
Dimitri