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sniper
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:33 pm    Post subject: Auto accident Reply with quote

A fellow was driving, using his cell phone, and rear ended another car at a stop sign.

The man in the front car got out, and the second driver discovered he had hit a dwarf, who stormed up to the rear-ender, and said; "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

Just before the fight started, the other fellow was heard to say "Well, which one ARE you?"
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy OK !!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing

I have a warped sense of humour and this one really hit my funny bone.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing It took me a second a little slow today..... ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

Joe...Just to make sure you did get it...Do you remember Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. You know...Disney? A full ength cartoon? Very Happy

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Joe...Just to make sure you did get it...Do you remember Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. You know...Disney? A full ength cartoon? Very Happy

I got a 12 year old daughter who loved Snow White Ive watched it more times than I cared too..... She loved Barney the dinosaur too boy I'm glad she out grew Him wtf
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

What?? Oh yeah...The purple one...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Auto accident Reply with quote

hahahahha oh man his was good.. and perfect timing too.. the wife came home this morning from the food store, said "guess who was behind me in line" and not even thinking i said 6 other dwarves?!? hehehhe of course i didnt get dinner today...
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