The Purina Diet

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject: The Purina Diet

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

and was in line to checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh? (Was she kidding???)

On impulse, I told her no I didn't have any dogs; I was starting The Purina Diet

again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the

last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward

with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially The Perfect Diet, and that the way it works is,

you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every

time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my

story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

codybrown · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:13 am Post subject: Re: The Purina Diet

lol, that's great

Weinbender · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:25 pm Post subject: Re: The Purina Diet

Thats....thats....just the best fricken joke ive heard from u Donutslayer! Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject: Re: The Purina Diet

That is a classic DS...pure classic. Well done mate.

Laughing

Cheers, Vince