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WileyWapiti Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2006 Posts: 298 Location: NW Colorado
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:44 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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Room = $30 - Frank Owns the hotel
Jim gives Frank $10
Lenny gives Frank $10
Leroy gives Frank $10
Frank now has $30
Frank gives Bubba $5
Bubba gives Jim $1
Bubba gives Lenny $1
Bubba gives Leroy $1
Bubba keeps $2
Wiley Wapiti has no money, so he goes to a hotel to get it
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Frank and collects $25
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Jim and collects $1
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Lenny and collects $1
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Leroy and collects $1
Wiley Wapiti walks in and beats up Bubba and collects $2
Wiley Wapiti gets arrested/pinched for going on a slug fest, when he is being booked into jail(the knick) - they count his money - they record $30 into his inventory of personal items.
Note to self, $30 doesn't buy a lot of cigarettes in jail.
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:21 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:30 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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Well hi RePete..."TAXES " I believe you have it.
Welcome to this fine site. I see you have already gotten a beer. But I see yer still standing. Pull yerself up a stump and get comfy...
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LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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I'm not letting ANY of y'all count my change...
_________________ Mike
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 1042 Location: South Texas
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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I agree with mike, I ain't letting y'all handle my money either.
Did y'all have a first grade math teacher named Ms. Savage? She's the one that ended up on South Presa Street (the nut house), in San Antonio. She didn't teach us s**t! Because of her, I had to take the first grade over again. That'll scar you for life. I could just hear the person at my college administration office say, "I'm sorry, we can't let you go to school here, we've got standards. No first grade flunkys allowed! Or, "I'm sorry son, you can't date my daughter, you flunked the first grade!"
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:56 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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Government burocracy, Vince
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
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devonb Rookie Member
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mikeleduc Member
Joined: Jan 23, 2008 Posts: 69 Location: Phoenix, AZ since 1972
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:39 am Post subject: Re: This will Mess With Your Head |
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Never assume what someone tells you is true.
$25 makes it $8.33/ea. not $8. Add another dollar and its $9.33 x 3 = 28. It's all in the fractions. That's how they get you in taxes too!
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