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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: To make woman happy... |
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To make a woman happy..... (found somewhere in the net)
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
&
How To Make a Man Happy:
A Women needs to :
1. Leave him alone
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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You forgot "have a deaf ear".....
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
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LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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So it is possible though??
_________________ I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly larger. |
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hunterjoe21 Super Member
Joined: Mar 30, 2007 Posts: 1486 Location: Miles City, Montana
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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Cody, Please refer to #1 through #53...
(but she'll prolly still be pissed 'cause you threw yer dirty sock in the corner...)
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whittling Super Member
Joined: Apr 21, 2008 Posts: 586 Location: Texas (home state is Mass)
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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You forgot the -
54. Always tells her a compliment on the way she dresses .
55. ALWAYS TAKES OUT THE TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
*note : a guy like this don't exist !!!!!
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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:17 am Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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Lol
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 1042 Location: South Texas
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rdncktink Super Member
Joined: Mar 02, 2007 Posts: 476 Location: Hwaseong, South Korea
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:23 am Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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what men need con't
2. Be his short order cook
3. Be his bartender
4. be a nurse (costume a plus)
5. baby sitter
6. understanding
7. desinted driver
8. Maid (costume a plus)
9. Personal shopper
Okay it is a shorter list but than again the womens one needs at least one more
- know when to leave her alone
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 1042 Location: South Texas
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:34 am Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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Don't worry Cary, usually the first 53 confuse me,as far as timing goes anyway.
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:34 pm Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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Face it fellers, it's simply IMPOSSIBLE to make a woman happy!
_________________ Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
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vint2 Super Member
Joined: Nov 18, 2005 Posts: 1216 Location: Iowa
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 1042 Location: South Texas
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:29 am Post subject: Re: To make woman happy... |
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To all the younger guys on this forum, the last few comments (from all the old farts on this forum) should make you be alert to the fact that you shouldn't be worring about trying to figure out women. It's like walking in a cow pasture, or in some cases in a mine field. Just watch were you step on the long path of life!
Cary
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vint2 Super Member
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