Women drivers

Vince · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:11 am Post subject: Women drivers

This morning on the Freeway,

I looked over to my left and there was a Woman

In a brand new Holden Calais

Doing 110 kms per hr

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver,

Which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,

It knocked my Mobile phone away from my ear

Which fell into the coffee between my legs,

Splashed,

and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the darn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call.

Bloody women drivers!!

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:30 am Post subject: Re: Women drivers

And just think of the mess that spilled coffee made of the sports page drapped across the steering wheel.....................

shrpshtrjoe · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:59 pm Post subject: Re: Women drivers

How True