Go Cowboys!!!

slimjim · Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:24 am Post subject: Go Cowboys!!!

These are just too funny not to post. Laughing

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time?
They make you use them!

What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
Put up a goal post.

What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
“ Old”

What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody remembers.

What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
They Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

cbsweeney · Member Joined: Jun 18, 2010 Posts: 197 Location: New York

Slimjim,
That is FUNNY. I feel kinda bad for the Cowboys.

slimjim · Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:25 pm Post subject: Re: Go Cowboys!!!

cbsweeney wrote:

I feel kinda bad for the Cowboys.

Don't, not when they play that bad! Even us hometown folks can read this and not stop laughing.

slimjim · Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:26 pm Post subject: Re: Go Cowboys!!!

slimjim wrote:

What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

This one has had me rolling all day!

whittling · Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:50 am Post subject: Re: Go Cowboys!!!

Meany...Picking on the poor Cowboys..As a Patriots Fan I say go awesome...