The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentences.


1. *Cheese*: Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*: My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. *Texas*: My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*: Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*: We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*: My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*: That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?


Cheers, Vince

That last one reminds me of a girl at work that someone was calling "Butterhead". I couldn't figure out why he called her that. He explained "Everything on her looks pretty good, but her head!"

Hilarious!!!!! Sounds like they could be redneck works.