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The difference between libs And Conservatives
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:31 am    Post subject: The difference between libs And Conservatives Reply with quote

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:11 am    Post subject: Re: The difference between libs And Conservatives Reply with quote

I thought this part of the forum was for jokes?

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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: The difference between libs And Conservatives Reply with quote

Ain't that the truth!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 10:21 am    Post subject: Re: The difference between libs And Conservatives Reply with quote

Whats funny about it is that the majority of conservatives do not realize this.They are not polarized enough to make a stand.I am sorry bout posting this in the wrong forum. Rick

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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:14 pm    Post subject: Re: The difference between libs And Conservatives Reply with quote

Hey Rick....you done good mate...keep it up. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

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