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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:43 am Post subject: Sharks |
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Big daddy great white and young son great white swims around in the ocean. They notice a ship sinking and a couple of people are already frantic in the water.
Big daddy:- Ok son, let me give you a lesson in life, we are going closer to have some lunch, but this is how you go about it. First you swim closer and circle your lunch a couple of times with your back fin sticking out only half way. Then you move a bit closer, circle some more with your back fin sticking out fully. Then you move really close with your mouth wide open so they can see your sharp teeth and then you eat them.
Son:- I don't understand dad, why can't we just go in and eat them without all this formalities?
Big daddy:- Because my son, these humans taste better if they are rid of all their sh&*t
_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15714 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:35 am Post subject: Re: Sharks |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:23 am Post subject: Re: Sharks |
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Wow, that was a good one! LOL
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Sharks |
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Sharks always check & see if any lawyers are in the water & avoid them.
They don't eat their own kind.......
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