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English Mike Super Member
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gelandangan Super Member
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wiersy111 Super Member
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:04 pm Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week |
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Suzanne Super Member
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:26 pm Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week |
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SURPRISE!!! Mikey I've come to visit!!! Sending you a PM for your address, hope you don't mind, but I need a tourist guide and I naturally thought of you. Are you ready for me? Don't do anything special on my behalf. Be your normal self and you don't even have to wash up or anything. I'll just be one the flys on the wall really. Are you more comfortable if I dress like a man, or are you ok with girlie girls? (you never know) My hips won't give me away and I can put on some after-shave lotion too, you might have to clue me into the manly drinking games and stuff. I can hang with the worst of em. I really don't want to look too attractive to you though. So...cool! I'll send you a PM
Suz
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:48 pm Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week |
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:52 pm Post subject: Re: The Funniest Thing I've heard all week |
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English Mike wrote: |
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.........
That's hilarious, Mike - - - Funniest line I've heard in a long, long time.
That's it.
I'm glad there's an ocean & a continent between here & Suzanne. |
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