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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:29 am Post subject: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:49 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Hummph!!
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:54 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:25 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Hook line and sinker Bushy!!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:38 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Don't you have dishes to do or some cleaning around the house you could be doing?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:32 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Aloysius Super Member
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:35 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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I really don't think Bushy was talking to Suz.
I believe (and hope) he was talking to Vince...
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Not sayin anythin here..
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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As an older gentleman:
I worked for my whole life, supported two women, raised four kids, am loved by all of them except the addict first wife and am happily married. I have given more back to the community than I have taken and taught the next generation what is important. I think that beats the cow and ant but I know I am not great - I am "just a man".
I like the old fart I see in the mirror in the morning!
_________________ Paul
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:56 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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well said Paul well said indeed.
as I tell my kids
I may be an old fart....but Im your old fart
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:21 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:40 am Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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Hummmm. Wife says she's QUEEN bitch.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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The boss is, well....The Boss!. - Vince can vouch for me on that.
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart |
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My wife is the queen and she says I'm her king. I don't know what she sees in me but I'm glad she does!
She even asks permission to go shopping... I never say no, well almost never.
_________________ Paul
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