Road Accident

Vince · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:17 pm Post subject: Road Accident

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
Ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
Dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'

Elvis · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:55 pm Post subject: Re: Road Accident

I work with lads from the land of leaping leprocorns...believe me when I say this is entirely possible.

slimjim · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Road Accident

creative solution!

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:37 pm Post subject: Re: Road Accident

make sure he is dead LOL