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Donut Slayer Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2007 Posts: 594 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:13 pm Post subject: Misunderstanding |
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The Head Gardener at the White House has been fired.
Jim Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, Mr. Whitey, an elderly gentleman, proclaimed his innocence and strongly
condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze" said the bewildered Whitey.
"All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week.. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?'
And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was escorting me off the property
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TRBLSHTR Super Member
Joined: Mar 23, 2007 Posts: 1071 Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:20 pm Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:58 am Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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too funny I nearly spilt my cuppa tea.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:28 am Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:30 am Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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I reserve comment to preseve my membership on Huntingnut.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:05 pm Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
I reserve comment to preseve my membership on Huntingnut. |
Plus 1 ..................
And buwahahahahahahaha!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:50 pm Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
I reserve comment to preseve my membership on Huntingnut. |
?????
BUT BIG BROTHER IS PROBABLY READING THIS...
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:23 am Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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That's OK...I'm probably on several of their lists.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:34 am Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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Napalitano: useless as titts on a boar.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:01 pm Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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I do believe Janet's face would make a pig turn their head in shame.
BTW: you might as well add me to the list.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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stovepipe Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:02 am Post subject: Re: Misunderstanding |
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I'm in! *buuuuuurrrp*
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