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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:18 pm Post subject: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:14 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Well, blow me down with a feather.
A fully automatic self propelled hammer, capable of mass distruction, all on its own, by crikey lets ban it.
Yep that will work.
Look out carpenters, you are now all carrying probable murderers, only awaiting the opertunity to pounce.
The dimness of our judicary and politicians is staggering.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:41 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Sounds like your judges lack the same thing some of ours do!! Its called common sense.
Welcome to the form dhc4ever, pull up a stump, grab one of Vince's beer since he's a neighbor of yours.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:55 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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we need to start the same controls on golf equipment as there is on firearms. lock up your clubs ,balls, tees in seperate places. no leaving clubs in a unattended vechile, no mixing alcohol and golfing,
that would make the policy makers sit up and take notice.
oops I forgot no golf if you have a criminal conviction, and you will loose all golfing gear and not be allowed it again if you threaten to use it for harming someone...
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:29 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Damn...and that's in the State in which I live...sorta sums up the majority of Magistrates and Judges all over though.
I now have about eight (I think) murderous weapons in my garage...not locked away...just laying in my tool box and on tool shelves. Will they classify, and licence, hammers according to their style and intended use...ball pein, flat pein, claw, engineers hammers...let's not forget those insidious rubber mallets and nylon hammers...the one's that x-ray can't see...oh no...can't have them.
Wonder how they will classify nails, and those extremely dangerous screws??? Will they ban all nails and screws over a certain size, both length and diameter, and heaven forbid you should have those crews that self drill...oh wow...they are just so dangerous. Oh, nearly forgot the nails that are designed to be driven into concrete...nope...can't have them either.
What in blue blazes is this world coming to????? I simply cannot believe the stupidity of people that are supposed to be intelligent and leading our nations. The following clip sums up politicians all over the world I think.
youtu.be/-0AEmBeqPAE
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:05 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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All I heard is
When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed..
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:46 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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gelandangan wrote: |
When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed.. |
LOL!!!
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:53 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:48 pm Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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gelandangan wrote: |
All I heard is
When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed.. |
why dont lesbians make good builders?????
too much T&G and not enough studs
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tikkat3 Super Member
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Now Elvis, that one did make me laugh
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5002 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:08 pm Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Gelan, that was pretty darned good!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:58 am Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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tikkat3 wrote: |
Now Elvis, that one did make me laugh |
+ 1 ...good one Elvis.
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:06 pm Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! |
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Don't worry -banning hammers is just a step away from banning gavels. Then the judges and legislators will have to open and close sessions with starter (blank) pistols. And that's just a step away from once again legalizing handguns.
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