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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:43 am Post subject: Canadian in New Zealand |
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Kiwis
A bloke walks into a bar in NEW ZEALAND and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up,
expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.
I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells,
"He's okay boys. He's one of us."
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:05 am Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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MacD Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:04 am Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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What's wrong Vince? Aussie sheep too ugly lol.
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Vince Site Admin
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Aloysius Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:11 am Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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And here come the "sheep" jokes again............
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:04 am Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:48 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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Baaaastard!!!!
very good chuckle it just goes to show how many Aussies are working as bartenders over in "The Land of The Long White Cloud"
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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Good come back Elvis, but it took a while.
No doubt you'll get more practice shortly.......
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:37 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:41 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian in New Zealand |
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