Suz, Suz...Look what I found for you

Vince

A bizarre bra has gone on sale which is designed to help women hide a bottle of wine in their underwear during a night out.The 'Wine Rack Bra' looks like a normal sports bra, but actually holds 750ml (an entire bottle of wine) inside the cups.

What a brilliant idea...and who is to say you have to fill it with wine. Think of the possibilities...Jack (or any respectable bourbon), Scotch, Rum...it's all up to your imagination.

Aloysius

maybe that's a new trick to attract some deer and get some succes in hunting again?

if not: you can always try to exchange some drinks for a few pieces of venison? Most hunters here are always thirsty (and the packaging could open many minds / possibilities Smile

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Suzanne

The more you drink the flatter you get.....might be better as a fake prego belly, you'd look better as the night goes on.

Bushmaster

Most women in bars DO look better as the night approaches midnight...

Dawgdad

Maybe one of these?

Bushmaster

Back out slowly...Turn...AND RUN!!!

Tremblay

Maybe both huh?

Suzanne

Dawg......OMG I have nothing to hide, why O why?
Must be havin some warmer weather out on the prairie. Television pretty bad
too? Moma been out-a-town? Ya'll er bustin my chops pretty good lately and I
really don't have any recourse cept ta ban ya'll from ever sittin near the fire
pit again. There's some nice shiny 20 penny nails gonna decorate your stumps too.
If ya want-em removed (so's you can set again) you'll have to do
somethin nice. You do one thing respectable and one nail gets removed.

Startin off I'm gonna get Vinnie to wear his new and improved bra, complete
with vintage Ripple fortified wine and you each get to drain it during a game of
Who's got the shortest "stick". Shortest goes first, then
on down the line with ya'll. How to measure the stick you ask? One at a time
ya have-ta wear that red thing whachamadooogle and who ever hides
the prize (to my satisfaction) not only gets a nice backside welt to show
off to everyone but also gets a nice hit of Ripple (fortified wine). Longest stick, gets a second chance to hide, and a third and so on till I say stop it.....or something...I dunno...maybe he'll get a nail taken out..... Sound
fair? Thought so...we can bring the other fellas in for entertainment
value, this should be fun! Bring yer cameras!!

PaulS

If'n I'm gonna suck on a bra...... oh, these darn rules anyway.

There's only two reasons for the items that fit in those contraptions:
1. to feed the next generation
2. to tease and please the owner.

See? I didn't even get out of the PG rating!