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Differences -- MA 15+
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:34 am    Post subject: Differences -- MA 15+ Reply with quote
What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker?

The nympho says, "You're done already?"
The hooker says, "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:43 am    Post subject: Re: Differences -- MA 15+ Reply with quote
You looooovve to live dangerously, don't ya Gelan. Very Happy This is a good one mate. Laughing

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