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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:55 am    Post subject: Ugly Reply with quote

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister
of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend
to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and
possibly Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient
results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL
customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have
threatened to send us NO more candidates for President of the
United States !

It's gonna get ugly!!

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Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:10 am    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

We couldn't get that lucky!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

What? No more Patel Motels??!!!

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fireball 3
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

Very Happy Evil or Very Mad military actions.... BOMBS AWAY!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

ROFL Your the Man Vince ROFL
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

Jokes or not, I am worried.. it looks like Obama gonna be the one.. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

My American friends i pity you if Obama Osama wins the elections.

im not speaking out of line here right?? No one likes obama here right??

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dick1208
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

hey hey GOOD LUCK guys
I hear new GuN CONTROL might come your way!

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:56 am    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

No, Weinbender...There are no obama lovers here... Mad

It's been a long time sense we have had to fight for our guns and I hate to have do it all over again...Hopefully, dick1208 you are wrong... Sad

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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:35 am    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
No, Weinbender...There are no obama lovers here... Mad

We have had one or 2 join up recently but they didn't stick around. I wonder why. Very Happy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

Shocked dick1208-Gun control American style is defined as "Brass"...Breath, Relax, Aim,Squeeze,Squeeze!Now that is gun control!Mobombo should think about that. wtf

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OntheLasGallinas
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

dick1208,

Guns.......what guns. We haven't had any of those things since I sold the last one in 1998. Very Happy

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

Heard on the news this morning..
There's a city called "Obama" in Japan
and all the citizens are rooting for the Obama corner just because their city's name coincides with the US presidential hopeful ...

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ElyBoy
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

We will have to be on guard because of the anti-gunners, but there are too many Democrats that are NRA members that will fight Obama on any gun control.
I really don't think that O'bama wants a fight with the NRA on gun control, at the same time as "spreading the wealth".

I sure could be wrong, but time will tell.

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English Mike
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Ugly Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
Heard on the news this morning..
There's a city called "Obama" in Japan
and all the citizens are rooting for the Obama corner just because their city's name coincides with the US presidential hopeful ...

Just remember that the "news" is produced by the same leftist media that has spent the last year spreading propaganda on behalf of Obama & his socialist cronies - they'll do anything to promote him as "the chosen one."
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