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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: Turkey Trouble |
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the mother in law (ugg) calls me this am.. "ummm there is a mother turkey with 3 babies in the front yard".. yeah, and? "well she is keeping an eye on the babies, and every time we try to go outside she rushes the door" again yeah, and?! "well how do we get out?" umm ya dont? " but if i send the little ones outside wont they get hurt?" ummm YES and you would be too!! i then told her that mom turkey will probably hang out for awhile till the babies are ready to go and then move on.. but at least there are four more turks in the area this year..
she asked why they were hanging out in her yard, i didnt have the heart to tell her they flock together with other turkeys so i told her she probably thinks it a safe area for the babies... will try for photos later..
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:36 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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Come on...You can tell us...You really like your mother-in-law, don't you...L O L...Trade ya...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Come on...You can tell us...You really like your mother-in-law, don't you...L O L...Trade ya... |
put it to ya like this, the father in law, got a divorce, went out bought a bike, then bought a sticker for said bike says I used to be Fing crazy, now am divorced!!!
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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woke up to a flock in my yard this morning and 2 deer behind my cabin.
sweet justice for a mother in law i would think.
cool to see those pics when you get them.
regards
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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Morax wrote: |
tracker wrote: |
Morax did you plant those turkeys in her yard? |
if anything i woulda planted a bear and ran a line of molassis and peanut butter to the front door!!! but then i woulda got busted for attempted poisoning of wildlife.. |
Morax....you REALLY don't like your ma-in-law, do ya ?!?!
I lucked out from the sounds of things....mine is an absolute champion.
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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Vince, you and me both lucked out..........
_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:36 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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My mother-in-law is a neat person, just a bit slow in the mind is all, but filled with good thoughts.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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george20042007 Super Member
Joined: Jan 27, 2006 Posts: 568 Location: Arizona
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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My mother-in-law was a great woman when she was alive, never once interfered with my life, never had a bad thing to say about anyone.
Keep it coming...
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:04 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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Hi George....Happy FOURTH to you and yours too
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:04 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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oh finally a genuine side to all of you hard salty sots.
sweet words for mom in laws out of you guys.
I think I am going to cry, where is the tissue??
so much for the chauvenistic side
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:10 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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Huh!! My wife has a heart of gold too...That doesn't mean she isn't subordinate to me. Be nice...I could have used the word "subservient" here...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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keetoowah Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2007 Posts: 691 Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: Re: Turkey Trouble |
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you be nice too. you really need to come into the 21st century Mr Bush.
so far so good on how to work a computer.
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