The joke reminded me of my Dad. Being Irish,he enjoyed a pint every once in a while.
One night, when I was about 15, our car pulls into the driveway, I expected Dad to come in right a way. After 10 minutes I went outside and he's just sitting in the passenger seat. I opened the door to see if he was ok, and he was, but he was gassed! So , as I'm helping him into the house, I said "you didn't drive home, did you?" He gave me the innocent look and say's " of course I did, I'm in no condition to walk that far" That struck me funny, and I couldn't stop laughing. As it turns out two of his partners in crime drove him home, one drove Dad's car the other followed. I still laugh out loud when I think about it.