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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:13 am Post subject: Clotie's Gift |
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Clotie's Gift
Boudreaux was out shopping at Wal-Mart when he met his friend Thibodeaux outside the jewelry section.
Thibodeaux noticed that Boudreaux had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "So what you done bought dere, Boudreaux?" Thibodeaux asks.
"Me-a-me, now that you axed me dat," replies Boudreaux, "it was time fer me to buy my Clotie's Christmas present and dis morning when I axed her what she done wanted me to git fer her, she say, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, jus' git me sum't'ing wit' a lot of diamonds in it.'"
"So what you done got for Clotie, Boudeaux?" Thibodeaux asks.
Boudreaux replied, smiling proudly, "Me-a-me, me I got her a deck o cards."
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:46 am Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift |
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Damn...Thought I was the only one that did that...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift |
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I don't know whats more funny the joke or Bushmasters addition to it.
Dimitri
_________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift |
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Hey, it makes sense to me....13 diamonds is downright diamond studded
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject: Re: Clotie's Gift |
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Boudreaux died.
Clotie went to the newspaper to place the obituary, and the man who assisted her asked what she wanted it to say.
She said: "You put; "Boudreaux died."
The man was astounded. "You must say more than that", he said, "it is the decent thing to do. If you are worried about cost, the first five words are free."
Clotie thought for a while, and told him:"You put: Boudreaux died, boat for sale."
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