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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:30 pm Post subject: Coffee allergy |
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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
OK, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You
can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,
why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in
you coming in for that.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:44 pm Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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ouch!!!!
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:51 pm Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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good giggle
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:55 pm Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:40 am Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:17 am Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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He could fake it couldn't he?
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:07 am Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
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slots918 Member
Joined: Jun 28, 2008 Posts: 138
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:34 pm Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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Decaf and memory??
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:46 pm Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy |
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slots918 wrote: |
Decaf and memory?? |
Or 1 productive unit for the first 2 hrs of the day, makes the section look good and they could now probably bargin in a rostered day off......
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