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Elvis Super Member
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Vince Site Admin
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Aloysius Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:57 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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Elvis, did you give that knife to Vince?
Here we say that we leave this live in the state we entered it... maybe Vince is already showing us how true that statement is...
@Vince, just to support you a little in these unpleasant events I want to say you: think about it, it could always be worse. You could have started you nap as Vince and ended it as Victoria...
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:58 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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need to anethatise it.... drink more beer!!!
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Aloysius Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:03 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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By the way Vince: better not use iso-propyl-alcohol to clean wounds. I asked my doctor/daughter when she returned home yesterday evenening and using alcohols to desinfect wounds from the outside is something out of ancient history, normal humans stopped this even long before Bushy was born...
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:27 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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we stopped peeing on them to the same effect too!! but it does still work!!!
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:56 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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Alcohol? Pee? They do seem to go together...One first then the other.
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Vince Site Admin
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Dimitri Super Member
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:43 pm Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Alcohol? Pee? They do seem to go together...One first then the other. |
_________________ Regards
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 12:55 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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I've just got back from OS and read this.
You should only have the stitches another week eh Vince.
Of the many things that could have happened, I'm glad it wasnt a case of self circumcision (much harder to stitch up at your age and you'd never hear the end of it......)
I hope nothing worse than an addition to the scar collection ensues.
SYMPATHY look in the dictionary, you know where to find it eh.
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Suzanne Super Member
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 7:40 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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What Elvis said about giving the knife away reminds me of my grandpa. He was using an electric saw, helping us build a wooden deck and he kept cutting through the power cord. Don't know how he managed to survive the hazard but he gave the saw to my father afterwards. Then he was using a radial arm saw and cut through 3 fingers of his right hand. He quickly said he was getting rid of that saw too. Sawed them off at the knuckles. All he had left was a stub of a thumb and an intact little finger. He learned to write with his left hand and his right hand developed into a huge little finger that he could hook around anything. Couldn't pick his nose with it though.
There must be a world of given-away tools for that reason. Imagine if people gave away guns for the same reason.....well they're probably dead or disabled anyway.
I'm always using knife-like tools at work but I only have one sharp enough to cut skin and I keep it in a drawer until ready to use it. It's a scalpel and of course razor sharp and very pointy. My knives at home seem to be always in need of sharpening but I only sharpen them if they can't cut what I'm tryin to cut. I'm too dangerous around sharp objects to keep them sharp. That scalpel at work will part the skin cells way too easily and it makes me jittery just to use it or even have it out on my desk at the ready.
Happy healing Vinnie!
Suz
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 8:26 am Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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Vince wrote: |
there wasn't enough stitches put in at the start. |
That actually makes sense, spacing on yours looks smaller then what they did here.
Mind you he was still in shock (first big accident for him) and it took 2 of us to barely hold him down, he also refused needles and being put to sleep. So the doctor wanted just to be done with it I think.
Dimitri
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radar Super Member
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject: Re: Time for a laugh...at my expense, AGAIN !! |
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You know whats good about this Vince?
Is that people still know how to sharpen a knife PROPERLY!
I was taught that fine skill as a child by my grandfather, now all my family expect me to sharpen all the knives ....I go to my parents; can you please bring your knife sharpening kit, I go to my sisters places; can you please bring your knife sharpening kit..... even my wife knows the value of a sharp knife
No fancy shop bought sharpeners....oil stone, leather strop and the final result a bloody sharp knife.
Battle scars like that are fine mate, in the end it will heal beaut. As said before Chicks dig scars and bullet wounds!
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