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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:11 pm    Post subject: Un survey Reply with quote

Last month a world-wide phone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Un survey Reply with quote

just as well they didnt ask me. I dont think compulsery canabalism is PC enough for the likes of them!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:35 am    Post subject: Re: Un survey Reply with quote

In some countries that would solve the "food shortage" problem...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:01 am    Post subject: Re: Un survey Reply with quote

and lower the excess population at the same time....
but Im just cynical

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Un survey Reply with quote

FERAL CATS!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Un survey Reply with quote

Now ther's a "tasty" idea.

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