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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:27 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

There was a frog who parked his car in a no-parking zone. He shouldn't have been suprised when it was toad away.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:28 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:27 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

On third thought Suz...Here I come with my coffee pot in hand...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:22 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

An bring your up-chuck bucket if you need to...think I'll make one up now for me...hafta get some Tiswin to clear my head...recipe follows


5 lbs dried white corn
2 gallons water
1 1/2 c brown sugar
2 dried orange peels
3 cinnamon sticks
1 t ground cloves


Oven-roast corn at 300 degrees until light brown, stirring frequently. Grind
coarsely in food chopper or in small quantities in blender. Wash (using several
rinses, clean water each time), and discard hulls.
Put in crock and stir in water and other ingredients. Cover and let sit in a barely
warm place for five or six days or until fermented. Strain through cheesecloth
and serve.

Best stuff you ever had, just try and find some dryed white corn. I'm going to grow some hard corn this summer, it's not gonna be white, but it'll kick your butt after I'm done with it.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:36 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Holy Crap...On my way. All I'll need is to choose a favorite tree to pee behind.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:31 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

scalerman wrote:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?



No eye deer.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



Still no eye deer.
oi I ve already told those ones!!!!! lol

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Its so good, I'll tell it again

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

Actually, Its okay
well, after I think of it..
Its not that good..
it in fact boring..
Its awful..
Booo Boooo

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:12 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

I could have asked what you call a dinosuar with no eyes???

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:40 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

A Dinoseer?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:51 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

diditseeus?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:11 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

DOYOUTHINKHESAWUS.......

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:18 am    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Find another stump Bushy, I'm comming over to Suz as well.......

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Aww, come on guys, these are great. After the day I had at work, I need some humor.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

You know, it's really sad but I can't seem to help myself. I wonder id the is a punner annonomous.

Hello, my name is Paul and I am a punner.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:46 pm    Post subject: Re: What do you call..... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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