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The Times We Live In
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1895ss
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:37 pm    Post subject: The Times We Live In Reply with quote

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8 Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject: Re: The Times We Live In Reply with quote

Haha

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:25 am    Post subject: Re: The Times We Live In Reply with quote

Good one mate. Would be even funnier if it wasn't so true.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:39 am    Post subject: Re: The Times We Live In Reply with quote

1895ss...Check your mail box out by the road or street. There is a package for you. Please ignore the sssssss sound and the small trail of smoke coming from it. I don't like being tricked by missing numbers... Hiding

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The Times We Live In Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
1895ss...Check your mail box out by the road or street. There is a package for you. Please ignore the sssssss sound and the small trail of smoke coming from it. I don't like being tricked by missing numbers... Hiding

Bomb Ooooooouuuuuuch ROFL ROFL

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