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pete4d
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:11 pm    Post subject: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
A few days ago I finished building my coffin , so I loaded it in the back of the old pickup truck. Long story short I broke down before I got home , so I put the casket on my back and started to walk home .
But before I got home a cop turned his lights on and pulled me over. Asked me what I thought I was doing.
I told him "I didn't like where the family buried me so I was moving". He fainted.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:05 am    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
Laughing thats a good one

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:49 am    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
Thanks for the morning chuckle, pete4d!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:04 am    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
Damn! That's sure hard on coffee and key boards.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
And coffee out the nose

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
I’m with Bushy and Trembles...that is pure gold Pete, so much so I have “stolen” a copy mate.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Wasn't sure were to post this Reply with quote
It really needs a picture to go with it , Vince

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