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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:37 pm    Post subject: Drinking Reply with quote

We took our friends son out for his first beer.

We got him a Crown, he didn't like it - so I drank it. Then we got him Great Northern instead, but he didn't like that either, so my mate drank it. It was the same with Carlton Cold, VB, Tooheys New, Swan, Pure Blonde, XXXX, XXXX Gold, Melbourne Bitter, Brisbane Bitter, Hahn, Coopers, Tooheys Extra Dry, Squire, West End, Boags, Cascade, Emu, Furphy and Carlton Draught...

By the time we got down to the Whiskey, neither of us could hardly push his pram!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking Reply with quote

Wait till his mother finds out........

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking Reply with quote

You Twit! Party Worship

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking Reply with quote

Scratch . Party Cheers The Wave Cheers

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

You should have given him brandy mate...that’s what Mums give kids to help them sleep isn’t it?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:35 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking Reply with quote

pleased you fellas didnt take him to red light district!!!!!

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