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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

Septic Truck Sign

This is too good not to share!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

How Very True ROFL
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

that one's awesome Vince Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

They say that political organizations are like septic tanks. The really big chunks always come to the top.
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:39 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

Sounds like Clinton .Always has to be in the '' thick '' of things.

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:02 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

Good one Vince, I even like the licence plate.

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:35 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

My wifes' father used to have one that said "Your s*** is my bread and butter." Local authorities were not impressed.

Saw one in Chicago that said "purveyors of used foods and exotic salads", thought that one was pretty good.
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 7:07 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:08 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

I love the license plate as well! When we were in Florida, there was a septic company that had the same name as my wife's maiden name (not a common name or spelling) - I think she looked over at me and ordered me not to say a word - You have to choose your battles in marriage, I chose to fight another day.

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:14 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

Wise move Wiley! That response is something learned from the school of hard knocks, not something a newly wed automatically knows.

I know this guy that owns a small honey wagon business. He told me that he drives down the railroad tracks to dump his load (I think that's not exactly legal). He said that it's illegal only if you get caught. Anyway, back to the point of the story. He told me that in the area where he's been dumping his load, there are dozens of watermelon plants, cantaloupe plants, and tomato plants coming up all over the place (and well fertilized, I might add). He pulled out a basket from his truck full of ripe tomatoes and asked if I wanted some. I told him that I'd pass; I'm not into eating recycled fruits and vegetables. Yum! Only 40 parts per million of pathogens. Seconds anyone?

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

I probably shouldn't tell you this but Americans are commonly referred to as "Septics" by members of the British Army.
It's from Cockney rhyming slang: Septic tank = Yank.

Though it might be seen as anti American or rude, it isn't meant that way.
It's almost a term of endearment.
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

LOL! You mean when my wife calls me Sh*t head it's s term of endearment? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:42 am    Post subject: Re: Septic Truck Sign Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
I probably shouldn't tell you this but Americans are commonly referred to as "Septics" by members of the British Army.
It's from Cockney rhyming slang: Septic tank = Yank.

Though it might be seen as anti American or rude, it isn't meant that way.
It's almost a term of endearment.

Shocked Shocked Gee Mike....I thought you were gonna say something different for a second. Surprised

Once heard a Pom on exchange (Ex Long Look) that said they called Yanks, Septic Tanks, or Seppos, cause they were full of "it". Laughing Laughing

Sorry guys....thats not very nice is it...I'll give myself a bagfull of uppercuts. Very Happy Very Happy

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