"twas the night before the election..."

Vince

Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Cheers, Vince

roklok

I had the worst nightmare of my life the other night, I dreamed that Obama was elected. I am praying this one doesn't come true.

robfromaz1977

Hey Vince that was great! Keep up the good work.

ElyBoy

Hey Vince, email that one to me, I have to spread this one around.
I'm still laughing. Very Happy

Eric

fireball 3

YO!! Vince, ya gots too much time on yer hands!!! Keep it up mate!!!

Worship

Bushmaster

Tink...He's escaped again...What is wrong with your knots that you can't keep him in bed..??

How ya doin' guy? Gettin' better or ya still on drugs...(the good ones Very Happy

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ElyBoy

Hey Bushy,

Don't talk to Vince about knots and beds.
He'll have flashbacks to his younger years, and then, we will all be sorry. Evil Devil

Eric

Bushmaster

No-no...Fireball3....Knot Vince....

rdncktink

I had to let him up so he could help with mom while I did the shopping. And well he now gets to have yard time daily. b Very Happy

Vince when did you move to the US? Seems you care more than most people here.

Bushmaster

Hummm...Out of "solitary" and has yard privileges now, huh...Watch him that he doesn't jump the fence... ROFL