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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15957 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:18 am Post subject: Keeping Women Happy |
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17.. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member


Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5060 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:00 am Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Vince, now all us married guys know that that is baloney. You CAN'T keep a woman happy!!
_________________ Mike
"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle |
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15957 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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SwampFox Super Member


Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:12 am Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Jeez, thought you guys would have learned by now. The two magic words:
Yes Deer !
Best,
Ed
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill |
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Aloysius Super Member


Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2467 Location: B., Belgium
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SwampFox Super Member


Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:47 am Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Sure it is, but in speaking, the two words are pronounced exactly the same  I just could not help myself. You have to watch me; as I might lead you astray talking about lead bullets.
Best,
Ed
_________________ The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill |
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Bushmaster Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11458 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:47 am Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Can't help it...He has hunting on his mind, not sex...
...Hi Stovey...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member


Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:52 am Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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***
Bought the Ex a bowling ball once for xmas. She didnt dig it. Dug it even less when I used it.
Got her a chainsaw for her B-day, too. Also, un-dug.
I cancelled the new shovel I ordered for our Anniversary.
No please'n some people it seems. 
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Bushmaster Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11458 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:58 am Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Did you put a bright colored ribbon on those fine gifts? Bet you didn't...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member


Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:01 pm Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Yup-
I even put the saw in one of them dressed up foofey lunch bags with the handles and some of that fancy colored tissue scrunched up in it.
Wasn't having any part of it.
I jes don't understand wimmins. 
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d_hoffman Super Member


Joined: Feb 13, 2007 Posts: 696 Location: Chillicothe, Ohio
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:17 pm Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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SwampFox wrote: |
Jeez, thought you guys would have learned by now. The two magic words:
Yes Deer !
Best,
Ed |
You must also say sorry even if you've done nothing to be sorry for and don't ever forget to say "you're right" no matter who's right.
_________________ The best form of gun control...aim straight!!! |
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Suzanne Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:42 pm Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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I guess you guys are starting to understand....I really don't have anything to say (strange for me)
Suz
_________________ May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
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stovepipe Super Member


Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:44 pm Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy |
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Suzanne wrote: |
..I really don't have anything to say (strange for me)
Suz |

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Bushmaster Super Member


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chambered221 Super Member


Joined: Aug 17, 2007 Posts: 3455 Location: Lost for good !!!
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