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Suzy might like this one.....
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stovepipe
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:35 am    Post subject: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married , were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:

'Good trade.....'
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:50 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Hey!! Who's side you on, anyway...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Did you get 'traded' fer what's in the bag too?

Been there.... Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:01 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Actually for a Camero and a truckdriver. She may have gotten the Camero and the truckdriver, but I got the better of the deal. Free of her!!

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:12 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Copy that....sorry to hear that man....

I got sub'd by my best friend once and got booted from my own pad! It almost got REALLY ugly.....so I took the hi-road and bailed w/o 'escalating' the sitch. Karma prevailed and he got burned when she took him to the cleaners. Payback is a mofo! Funny how that works. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

A feller here told me once that his divorce cost him close to $100,000. But he concluded "It was worth every penny!!"

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:03 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

That's a lotta pennies!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Been there done that. Best money I ever spent!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Crap up the ladder again.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

STOVE!!! That made me wiggle. Do it some more.
Bushy, you're not married? Hhhmmmmnnn.....good lookin guy like you? HHHhhmmmmnnn
Wiers!! What are you always climbing the ladder for? Whatchew scairt of?? Been bitten?
I wish you all a Thanksgiving to remember, with full beer bellies rolling on the floor in sweet agony and an 'after-dinner-you-know-what' to never forget, and my best wishes for it to come true.

True
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Very Happy Same for you Suz!......Still holding down the Molalla end of Oregon here! Happy Thanksgiving to all on this sight-even to those who don't celebrate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Hey TRBLSHTR!! I'm passin yer way on up to Vancouver Wa. sometime this weekend, I'll wave and whistle when I cross the Columbia!


Suz to Use

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:02 am    Post subject: Re: Suzy might like this one..... Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
STOVE!!! That made me wiggle. Do it some more.
Suz

Your wish is my command.
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