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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:37 pm    Post subject: The compliment Reply with quote
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:13 pm    Post subject: Re: The compliment Reply with quote
Perfect for Valentine's Day dhc!

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