HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: bruwercon
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13130

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 51
BOT: 1
Total: 52
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Home
06: Home
07: Home
08: Home
09: Home
10: Home
11: Home
12: Home
13: Home
14: Home
15: Home
16: Home
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Home
20: Home
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Home
26: Home
27: Forums
28: Home
29: Photo Albums
30: Home
31: Home
32: Home
33: Home
34: Home
35: Your Account
36: Home
37: Home
38: Home
39: Home
40: Home
41: Home
42: Home
43: Home
44: Forums
45: Home
46: Home
47: Home
48: Photo Albums
49: Home
50: Forums
51: Home
  BOT:
01: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824005
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

Drinking with an Aussie gal
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15712
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:35 am    Post subject: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

An Arab, an Afghan and an Australian Sheila are in the same bar.

When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Afghanistan, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Aussie Sheila cool as a cucumber, picks up her bundy & coke, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Afghan and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In Australia we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless Australia !!

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
gelandangan
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6397
Location: Sydney Australia

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:45 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

Haha

_________________
A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Do - Not try!


gelandangan.weebly.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
pete4d
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 27, 2011
Posts: 957
Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:45 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

I'll drink to that,,,, Cheers Party Cheers

_________________
"march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968

When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date

The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive!

I'm on the watch list are you ?
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Ominivision1
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Sep 20, 2010
Posts: 2984
Location: Iowa

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

Haha Haha

_________________
Regards

Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11390
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:50 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

finding them on the "Endangered Species" list would be nice.

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
TRBLSHTR
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 23, 2007
Posts: 1071
Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

Laughing Love it-Vince!Keep em coming! Laughing

_________________
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9249
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:20 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking with an Aussie gal Reply with quote

my kind of woman!!!! hope she has red hair too Very Happy

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.