Love Making Tips For Seniors

Vince · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:10 am Post subject: Love Making Tips For Seniors

Love Making Tips For Seniors

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Nurofen ready in case you actually complete the act...

8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbours are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the car park.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the toilet...AND,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?

(I posted this in large type so you can read it)

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:26 am Post subject: Re: Love Making Tips For Seniors

thanks for the large type Vinc you are so considerate.
Ill be sure to look these up when I become a senior (if I can remember where the hang they were)

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:18 am Post subject: Re: Love Making Tips For Seniors

Vince wrote:

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. Cheers, Vince

And thats when the fight started. Very Happy