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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:01 pm Post subject: Not a good day |
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When my Doctor asked me If I led an active life
I told him about my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge
of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in
the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up
and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand, and barely escaped jumping
away from an aggressive brown snake."
Inspired by my story, the Doctor said, "You must be an
awesome outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crap golfer."
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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