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Topic: Ex Wife |
multigauge
Replies: 9
Views: 1574
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:40 pm Subject: Re: Ex Wife |
The old saying is that a man marries a girl hoping that she won't change, a girl marries a man hoping that she can change him, and they are both disappointed. |
Topic: It should work |
multigauge
Replies: 11
Views: 2512
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:14 pm Subject: Re: It should work |
That ranks right up there with the old question:
What is the first thing that a wife does when she gets out of the woman shelter?
Why, the dishes if she knows what's good for her! |
Topic: treadmill |
multigauge
Replies: 18
Views: 3037
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:12 pm Subject: Re: treadmill |
My most damaging discharge occurred many years ago in the frozen foods section of a large variety store. Even I had to quickly retreat to an area where it was safe to breathe. No sooner had I gotten ... |
Topic: Best Way to Watch POTUS Speeches |
multigauge
Replies: 5
Views: 1894
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:11 pm Subject: Re: Best Way to Watch POTUS Speeches |
Nobody appreciated having to watch San Fran Nan, the wicked witch of the West. |
Topic: long sermon |
multigauge
Replies: 2
Views: 1614
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:08 pm Subject: long sermon |
Two old ladies were sitting in church listening to the preacher go on and on with his sermon.
First old lady: You know, he's been preaching so long that my rear end is going to sleep.
Second old lad ... |
Topic: Marriage License Office Clerk |
multigauge
Replies: 15
Views: 12004
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:07 pm Subject: Re: Marriage License Office Clerk |
The lawyers haven't figured this one out yet. An elderly widower on his deathbed marries his grandson. His entire estate and fortune passes to his grandson tax-free per the IRS code since he is now ... |
Topic: circumcision definition |
multigauge
Replies: 6
Views: 2363
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:12 pm Subject: circumcision definition |
Circumcision: A waterfowl process whereby a hooded merganser is converted into a redhead. |
Topic: Interesting Facts |
multigauge
Replies: 7
Views: 4790
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:05 pm Subject: Re: Interesting Facts |
I think the Canadians have a shorter sentence than "I am". Eh? |
Topic: 25 years ago |
multigauge
Replies: 3
Views: 2208
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:39 pm Subject: 25 years ago |
25 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope. |
Topic: The old boy has a point... |
multigauge
Replies: 3
Views: 2821
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:48 am Subject: Re: The old boy has a point... |
A "buyback" program is a misnomer, since the government never owned the guns in the first place. It is just a way for the police to get people to steal guns from their family and friends, since there ... |
Topic: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! |
multigauge
Replies: 10
Views: 3824
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 5:16 pm Subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! |
There are three signs of getting old. One is that you start to lose your memory, and I can't remember what the other one is. |
Topic: We need some four-by-twos |
multigauge
Replies: 13
Views: 5734
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:18 pm Subject: Re: We need some four-by-twos |
Don't forget to replace your muffler bearings. |
Topic: We need some four-by-twos |
multigauge
Replies: 13
Views: 5734
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:17 pm Subject: Re: We need some four-by-twos |
Don't forget to replace your muffler bearings. |
Topic: Romance |
multigauge
Replies: 6
Views: 4398
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:17 pm Subject: Romance |
They say that romance is like a game of cards. You start out with two hearts and a diamond, and by the time it's over you wish you had a club and a spade. |
Topic: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. |
multigauge
Replies: 8
Views: 3775
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Forum: Jokes & Humor Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:41 am Subject: Re: Straight from the mouth of the babe.. |
What do kids really think of rub-a-dub dub, three men in a tub? |
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