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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:52 am    Post subject: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards, claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

STATE GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

STATE GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I’d like to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

RANCHER: “That would be me.”

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:12 am    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

Ain't it the truth...

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:18 am    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Good one Marty

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Sometimes humor can put it right in there for a strike.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

That rancher sound a lot like the bloke I saw in the mirror.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

That rancher sound a lot like the bloke I saw in the mirror.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

that is too plurry true to be funny!!!! ROFL

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:18 am    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
That rancher sound a lot like the bloke I saw in the mirror.

Dang...he's in my mirror too mate. Surprised Surprised Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

You guys have the wrong mirrors!
I looked in my mirror and there was this old guy looking back!
I replaced it with a picture of my wife and feel better without that darned old mirror. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Labor Investigation Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
...I replaced it with a picture of my wife and feel better without that darned old mirror. Smile

You old smoothy Paul. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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